China Threatening war against Tolerant Taiwan!
8/11/2002
The intolerant communist power of China is threatening war against its tolerant neighbor Taiwan, if Taiwan continues measures which further its independence from the Mainland. Taiwan, a democratic country, just hundreds of miles off the Chinese coast, as been a beacon of tolerance, truth, and enlightenment that the Chinese wish to extirpate. China, which has an army 12 times larger then that of the United States, and 12,343 thousand times Larger then the Sasquatch Militia, has began preparations for a possible pre-emptive strike, according to sources within the SMIA, or Sasquatch Militia Intelligence Association.
The current Chinese government which seized power shortly after World War 2, has been a constant enemy against human rights, The US, tolerance, Sasquatches, Yeti's, and Almas. Other enemies of China include - girls, Americans, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Muslims, free speech, Jamaica, and people who hate China! China also maintains the world's largest population of English speakers, which could be a potentially deadly weapon. The Chinese Government is a pious enemy of the United States and its freedoms, fighting against them in the Korean War and aiding Communist rebels in Vietnam.
Taiwan on the other hand, has a relatively small population, and is for the most part a tolerant, democratic, and westernized nation of peace-loving captialists. They believe in reunification with the mainland only if the current Chinese regime is replaced or if it is allowed to dictate the conditions of reunification, much like Hong Kong did.
China, when not persecuting dissent, aiding the Taliban, or killing Sasquatches, continues to augment its already massive, but technologically inferior forces, with Russian built Destroyers, Tanks, and Aircraft. Among Chinese plans for an invasion of Taiwan include - Nuclear attack against Aircraft Carrier battle forces in the region, an either conventional or nuclear attack against US forces in Japan and Korea, or a nuclear attack against Jamaica, for reasons currently unknown.
China is a world leader in several areas including persecuting Sasquatches, killing them, eating them, and forces its citizens to live lives of destitution, emptiness, and arduous labor, for which they are compensated very little.
The Alma's who inhabit Manchuria, and portions of the Gobi Desert, are a peculiar and peaceful breed of Sasquatches, who have been savagely harassed and degraded by the massive pro-human majority in China. They have roamed the countryside and desert for thousands of years, and helped extensively in Building the great wall of China. Many alma's live with Russians and Chinese and serve as farm aides or butlers. They also have a touring circus, for tickets e-mail us at [email protected].
But perhaps the biggest victim of Chinese has been the Yeti of Tibet. After being conquered by China in the 50's, Tibet has turned into a cess-pool of hate, bigotry, and bigamy! Their Spiritual Leader lives in exile, and the people desperately needed a scapegoat to vent their anger. Yeti were a convenient target, and soon angry mobs of Tibetans were traversing the Himalayans, searching for Yeti to beat, torture, and eventually kill. Chinese Bombers ruled the skies, making it impossible for dragons to assist in helping the Yeti and forcing many Yeti, including Roy Orbison, into exile. Monkey man psychosis had definitely engulfed the once enlightened people of Tibet.