Sasquatch Militia Convention! August 23-25

August 5th 2002!

The Sasquatch Militia is proud to announce the imminent advent of its first annual convention.

The Convention will convene on August 23rd at 7p.m with the opening ceremony, followed by the prayer of benediction, and roll call among the regional commanders and other representatives from around the country.

On Saturday August 24th, the day will begin at 10 a.m with a discuss about how to subvert recent NWO advances in North America and southern asia, as well as discussing the future of Militia operations outside of Saint Paul. At 4 p.m a discussion about the upcoming school year and ways to better influence Harding High School in the upcoming 2002-2003 school year. On Sunday the Convention will convene for the third and final time, new regionals will be appointed to fulfill posts where elections by Militia members have yet to convene at 7 p.m by the Hierarchy.

Then at 8 p.m speeches will be given by the Secretary of Love, the Secretary of Peace, and the Supreme Commander of all Forces. Finally at 10 p.m, the grand finale, a speech by the Secretary General, it will include foreign policy, usurping the authority of the opulent class, and plans to tackle pedantic censorship at the hands of teachers.

Other meetings and discussion forums will be held in the soccer field (bring own chair), Eastview Rec, and a mass protest Sunday afternoon at the Dariette.

The Convention will be held at Harding High School football stadium. Tickets are available by E-mailing [email protected] for a small fee of 5$.

Future conventions are planned for Christmas break, Memorial weakend 2003, Fourth of July 2003, and before the beginning of 2003-2004 school year. Other conventions may be convened on short notice due to crises or global outbreaks of intolerance.