Pugnacious Wheelchair softball players!
August 16th 2002
Members of the Sasquatch Militia were recently verbally assaulted with threats of physical violence, bodily mutulation, and gang beatings. This is not unusual for members of the Sasquatchean Militia of Saint Paul, but the perpatrators of this recent hate were to say the least out of the ordinary. They were wheelchair softball players from Chicago, in town for the 2002 world championships at Aldrich Arena.
The Sasquatch Militia decided to attend the world championship not just for its entertainment value, but to make inroads amongst the paralyzed and handicaped, two groups which know how deleterious intolerance is. Recruitment efforts were very successful and a few new members were added to our ranks, but soon our rather pleasurable experience turned into a nightmare straight from hell!
While waiting in line to purchase sasquatch-free hamburgers, members of the Militia meet a group of Softball players from Chicago who apparantly were angered over us ordering ahead of them, although we waited in line and were there minutes before them.
"If thats how you want to treat disabled Americans then go ahead my friend" yelled the apparant ringleader of the group, a boisterous 40-something man from chicago, sporting a cubs jersey and hat.We then laughed at him, thinking he was making conversation, to which he replied "Ohh its funny, I can't walk and you laughing haha, yeah thats real funny." Now we were beginning to see this man was intent on leting us know he was upset and wanted to injure us.
He then told us about his friend "If you guys were a bit more social, this guy here (his friend) would buy you lunch, he's loaded, he got hit by a UPS guy, he's freaken loaded." We may have made a mistake by replying "Who were you hit by, Bill Cosby?" He was steaming mad now, "I may be paralysed and can't feel my legs, but I can dish out a good ass wooping, and take one as well. You suckers name the place." We then replied that we had no interest in fighting him and only wanted to bring our message of tolerance and peace to the wheelchair softball championship participants.
"I'll bite your fingers off. You might whoop my ass, but I'm taken a thumb, so help me God." He and his henchmen then attempted to encircle us surreptitiously, but we quickly perceived the threat and reacted accordingly by running, as fast as we could.
This is another example of how intolerance has affected people who are even victims of intolerance themselves. These people are protected by law, the Americans with Disabilities act, and have become acustomed to being treated like important dignitaries. They have forgotten their past and now have collaborated with the intolerant masses to hasten attacks against Sasquatches and their allies. They are mad at someone, something, or themselves and this anger is most likely implanted by NWO mind-control, at the hands of groups like the Disabled Veterans of American, and other once pro-tolerance groups which have become apostate in their quest for equality.
The Sasquatch Militia does not plan on appearing at next years National Championship. For your safety we would advise that you as well boycott this event until the Chicago team has been banned from competition.