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Since 15 May 2001
Top Stories

Graham Spanier Steps Down, Names Richard Belding As Replacement

New President's Office Doors To Be Always Open To Students Seeking Advice
by Jeff Rubin


University President Graham Spanier yesterday confirmed the rumors that he will in fact step down as from his position in the fall of 2001. More...

Love Blossoms On Frat Dance Floor

"I knew it was love the second I felt his crotch grinding into my ass," says Keenan
By Jeff Rubin


"I didn't even have to see his face. We just kept dancing to Who Let the Dogs Out and barking and I knew this was the one."More...
News

Phroth Sells Out

Level 27 Archmagus Forced To Clean Room

Tumors Protest Dance Marathon

Fox Names Satan As Newest Producer

Ordinance Threatens Eatery, War Criminal Captured

Editorial

A Message From The Editor-in-Chief
The Mug & Jester
by Larry Palazzolo

I Love Being A Tow Truck Driver

The Ice Cream Man Cometh

I Am A Total Porn Hound!


Four Day Outlook

Monday
Mostly sunny, clouds moving in later in the day. Chance of rain after 11p.m.
high 62, low 58

Tuesday
70% chance of rain; clearing in the late afternoon.
high 60, low 48

Wednesday
Mostly sunny; high 79, low 60

Thursday
70% chance of apocalypse. Mostly war and death in the morning, followed by famine and pestillence in the late afternoon.
high 451, low -268

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