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PHROTH, Penn State's Humor Magazine is published whenever we have enough money thrown together in a big pile to put out an issue. PHROTH is an officially recognized student organization at Penn State University, and is open for anyone to join. THE BIG LIE It is well-known that all persons, places and things mentioned in PHROTH are purely fictitious, and that any resemblance to persons or places living or dead is entirely coincidental and utterly beyond the control of the PHROTH staff and writers. If you think that your name is in the magazine, or on this web site, then you are purely fictitious. If you're a public or commonly-known individual, then we would like you to know that due to the wonderful literary devices of HYPERBOLE and SATIRE, we can make fun of you. Besides, you probably brought it upon yourself. Next time keep your mouth shut. Where can you get PHROTH? Good question. You can usually get it in the HUB Once or twice a semester, with any luck. Maybe other places, if we're feeling ambitious, and if the f'n maintenance staff doesn't STEAL it and throw it away when we put it out. You know who you are. SUBMIT to us physically, sexually, verbally, whatever. We want your funny, witty, sarcastic, raunchy and humorous writings, cartoons, drawing, and poems, just as long as it makes someone laugh. Keep submitted works to 650 words or so max. E-mail works and ideas to [email protected] WHY is this magazine so funny? Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances. That's why. PHROTH is exclusively for hellbound individuals. ADDRESSES Phroth HUB Information Desk University Park, PA 16802 All telephone inquiries: 814 865-9703 email: [email protected] web: http://www.phroth.com STAFF Editorial [email protected] Editor-in-Chief Chris Coleman Production Editor Richard Skarbez Copy Editor Larry Palazzolo Assistant Editors Luke Davin, Matt Little, Nate Kushner, Dave Papa Writing StaffJeff Rubin,Jess Wolff, Pam Makuta, Mandi Zola, Melissa Nederostek, Wes Bain, Jenny Lui, Caroline Dewey, Kevin Stabinsky, Sarah Miller, Chris Oster, Amanda Gentzel, Colleen Simeral, Mike Karpe Photography Chris Oster, Chris Coleman, Larry Palazzolo Faculty Advisor Pamela Monk Web/Design [email protected] Webmaster Chris Coleman Layout Editor Chris Coleman HTML Coder Richard Skarbez Graphics Chris Coleman, Nate Kushner, Luke Davin Business [email protected] Business Director Michelle Nguyen Adversiting/Sales Colleen Simeral, Jenny Lui, Amanda Gentzel, Caroline Dewey MISCELLANEOUS Submissions Phroth welcomes all submissions from Penn State students, faculty, staff, and alumni. We cannot guarantee submissions will be published, nor can we guarantee their return. You will be notified if your work is selected to appear in Phroth. Send submissions and inquiries to: Phroth Submissions HUB Information Desk University Park, PA 16802 or email [email protected] If your work includes a photograph or artwork, please scan at 300 dpi. Images at lower resolutions may be rejected. If the previous two sentences didn't make any sense to you, please send us your submission via postal mail. Back Issues Back Issues may be available. Back Issues can be ordered by sending $10.00 and a description of the issue to the address above. Please email or call to verify that the issue is available. Subscriptions Subscription information is forthcoming. |
