In the deep blue sea there was a young
sponge named Spongebob. He rode a dolphin to the beach. He wore a pink
dress. Spongebob met a nice, young sailor that wanted to take him on a
date at the next island. They hopped on Spongebob's dolphin and went to
the island.
There was a huge party that had a lot of dancing and booty shaking. Spongebob and his date, Dylan, shook their booties all night until the sponge's pink dress fell down. Under the dress, Spongebob was wearing his brown shorts and white shirt.
My youngest realized then that Spongebob was not a girl, but was a boy. He called his brother, Damien, to help him with the handcuffs and took the sponge to jail for driving a dolphin with no license.
When Dyl wanted to go home, he rode in a motor home to the zoo. He met a girl named Piper, but he thought she was a witch.
So, he ran and screamed like a three year old girl. He ran until he hit a rhinoceros. He thought it was kind so he hugged it. The animal kicked him in the nuts. Then he gave him an atomic wedgie.
When Dylan called the hospital, he got surgery on his nuts after he dumped him out of the peanut bag he kept them in. His nuts did not come alive so he could not eat them.
He was so sad he put them in a grave. He gave them flowers. The spirits were going to Hell, and then they decided to haunt Dylan.
They came to him in his sleep and said, "We are the nuts of days gone past."
Dylan got so scared he ran off screaming with his arms flapping like bird wings. My youngest hopped on the dolphin and ran away.
My oldest went to see Dylan that next morning and could not find him. He put up fliers everywhere that said, "Have you seen this sailor? He lots his nuts and went nuts!"
Spongebob's time was up in jail so Damien had to let him go! No one on the beach ever heard from Dylan or Spongebob again.
There was a huge party that had a lot of dancing and booty shaking. Spongebob and his date, Dylan, shook their booties all night until the sponge's pink dress fell down. Under the dress, Spongebob was wearing his brown shorts and white shirt.
My youngest realized then that Spongebob was not a girl, but was a boy. He called his brother, Damien, to help him with the handcuffs and took the sponge to jail for driving a dolphin with no license.
When Dyl wanted to go home, he rode in a motor home to the zoo. He met a girl named Piper, but he thought she was a witch.
So, he ran and screamed like a three year old girl. He ran until he hit a rhinoceros. He thought it was kind so he hugged it. The animal kicked him in the nuts. Then he gave him an atomic wedgie.
When Dylan called the hospital, he got surgery on his nuts after he dumped him out of the peanut bag he kept them in. His nuts did not come alive so he could not eat them.
He was so sad he put them in a grave. He gave them flowers. The spirits were going to Hell, and then they decided to haunt Dylan.
They came to him in his sleep and said, "We are the nuts of days gone past."
Dylan got so scared he ran off screaming with his arms flapping like bird wings. My youngest hopped on the dolphin and ran away.
My oldest went to see Dylan that next morning and could not find him. He put up fliers everywhere that said, "Have you seen this sailor? He lots his nuts and went nuts!"
Spongebob's time was up in jail so Damien had to let him go! No one on the beach ever heard from Dylan or Spongebob again.
~~~ The End ~~~