There was a little boy named Dylan. He had a big mouth and short nose. He thought he was the most beautiful man on the planet. He rode his bike to the mirror store and he would not leave. He just stood and stared at his reflection for hours. No one could ever get Dylan to leave the mirror store.
His mom tried. His dad tried, and his brother, Damien, tried. Damien came up with the idea to smash all of the mirrors so he went to the store and smashed the mirrors with a monkey.
Then the monkey jumped on Damien’s head and started to smack him in the face.
And, Dylan said, “you’re a monkey butthead.”
So, Damien angrily smacked the monkey on Dylan’s big fat earthly sized head and shook his mokey butt at Dylan. “Feel my pain,” Damien said. “You big fat butthead, Sam I am. I hate that monkey, so give me a bazooka. I will shoot that monkey with it,” and it blew to a million bloody pieces.
Then, Damien started to eat the monkey without cooking it. He started to eat his crack. It was clogged with butt…er. Damien got very sick to his stomach and puked all over Dylan and the thousands of broken monkey and mirror pieces.
~ The End ~