Once upon a time there was a smelly old goat who liked to visit his friends. One day the goat went to Figgy Piggy’s house.
They got on their big, bad Harley’s and drove down the highway. Figgy Piggy was driving way too fast, when all of the sudden, he got distracted. He slid off of the highway and landed in a patch of mud.
Next, the goat ran off to find Figgy Piggy and his big, bad Harley! All of the sudden the goat heard a wolf howl. got scared, and tripped and fell on a needle.
Oh no! It was good that the ambulance pulled up. It had Piggy all mad for the goat destroying the needle at the same time. The needle was stuck in Goat’s rear. The paramedic grabbed his pliers to pull it out.
Piggy got arrest for speeding too fast on the highway. The paramedics charged Figgy Piggy for getting the needle out of Goat.
Two years later, Piggy got released, but he had lost ALL his money. Figgy Piggy had nowhere to live, so he went to work cleaning windshields.
While he was working, he lived with the smelly old goat. Goat was glad to have his friend back. He had kept Piggy’s Harley and fixed it up.
Then someone knocked on the door, and Little Red Riding Hat brought her basket of goodies for Smelly Old Goat. Smelly Old Goat said to Piggy, “Should we pay her?”
Piggy said, “I guess.”
But, Riding Hat said, “No. I think money is stupid.”
Piggy said, “Well, I don’t!”
He grabbed the girl and took her money! Smelly said, “Leave her alone!” And, he hit Piggy.
Riding Hat got mad. She told them she would not be their friend anymore.
Goat said,“I’m sorry, will you forgive us?”
She said, “Fine one more chance, but Goat, I am more angry with you. Sure, stealing is wrong, but violence is worse. Well…you know what, I’m leaving!” (door slams).
~ The End ~
The moral is:
Being a Piggy can hurt people, but being violent will leave you with no friends, and Goat is a dee-dee-dee.”
The moral is:
Being a Piggy can hurt people, but being violent will leave you with no friends, and Goat is a dee-dee-dee.”