Li-ChAnime: FullMetal Anime

Hey there, Minna-San. I�m sick, so that�s how I came up with this little fic. It will be kinda humorous, at least I hope so. Li-Chan ill = no sense of humor. Anyways, I hope the holidays come upon you in good health, unlike Thanksgiving will for me. Hope you all enjoy!

Syaoran�s sick?

Sakura: Syaoran, do you feel okay? You almost fell asleep in science.

Syaoran in a voice like his nose is stuffed up: I�m fine.

Tomoyo: Are you sure? You were crying. I don�t think sea otters are anything to be sad about�

Syaoran: Aren�t they endangered?

Eriol: Not that I know of.

Syaoran ((Thinking)): Damn. There goes my excuse!

Sakura: Come on; let�s get some lunch. Maybe a little food will clear your mind of the cute little otters.

Syaoran: ((Snivel)) Yeah. Okay.

Tomoyo: ((Whispering to Eriol.)) Methinks Syaoran has himself a cold.

Eriol: ((Whispering back.)) I agree.

Sakura: What are you two whispering about?

Syaoran: Ugh. Probably just sweet nothings in each other�s ears.

Sakura: What�s so disgusting about that? You sound like you think it�s gross.

Syaoran: No, it�s not that, I just have a headache.

Sakura feels Syaoran's forehead: I�d say that�s some headache! Your head feels warm. You�re sure you�re alright?

Syaoran: Yes, Sakura. I�m fine.

Eriol: Go to the nurse. Maybe you�re running a temperature and need to go home.

Syaoran: No, I took some medicine this morning, I can make it 3 more hours.

Tomoyo: Medicine for what?

Syaoran: ((Thinking)) Oops. ((Talking)) Nothing. My arm was hurting earlier.

Eriol: So you wanted to make sure your arm didn�t hurt during gym today? Believable, if we weren�t doing dance and etiquette in gym, and it�s an early dismissal today, so it�s the last class we have.

Syaoran: Why couldn�t we have had Home Ec. Seventh hour?

Sakura: Syaoran, you�re sick? Why didn�t you tell me? ((Pouts))

Syaoran: Gomen nasai, Sakura. I�m kinda out of it today.

Eriol: Probably from the drugs.

Sakura and Tomoyo: Drugs?!

Syaoran: He means the medicine I took. It was sinus medicine. My arm didn�t hurt. I have a sinus cold.

Sakura: Oh, Syaoran! You should have told me! I feel bad that I didn�t notice it before!

Tomoyo: That still doesn�t explain why you were crying, Syaoran.

Syaoran: My eyes are watery. That and I get touchy when I�m sick, and I feel like crap.

Eriol: ((Touches Syaoran�s arm.)) He�s right. He does feel like crap.

Syaoran: I may not be at full strength, but I can still hit you, Hiiragizawa. ((Syaoran�s eyes close for a moment and then open with a start.)) Huh? Oh, my head!

Eriol: Spacing out. Yep, he�s sick.

Syaoran: Shut- UGH!

((As the group approaches their usual lunch table, Tomoyo and Eriol get out their money for lunch.))

Sakura: I�m going to take Syaoran to the nurse. Save me a seat, �kay? Save one for Syaoran, too, in case he can stay the rest of the day.

Syaoran: I�m alright, Sakura. I don�t need to go to the nurse�

Sakura: ((Grabs Syaoran�s arm)) No, you aren�t, and yes, you do. ((Pulls Syaoran away to the nurse�s office.

((10 minutes later, Sakura returns to the lunch room))

Sakura: Syaoran�s running a fever. They�re sending him home as soon as Wei gets here.

Tomoyo: I hope he�s alright! How high was his temperature?

Sakura: 100.5 degrees.

Eriol: ((Munching on his pretzel.)) Ouch. That�s pretty high. He go to get his stuff?

Sakura: Yes. He took the other way, past the library. He didn�t want everyone in 8th grade knowing that�s he�s sick. Good thing that it�s Friday.

Tomoyo: ((Nods)) You think we should go visit him after school? We could at least give him his homework, since we always have some in math.

Eriol: It�s a long weekend. Mr. Takaiashi isn�t that cruel.

Sakura: He�s given us homework on long weekends before.

((The door to the school opens and Wei walks in.))

Wei: ((Sees Sakura, Eriol, and Tomoyo)) Konnichiwa, Minna-San.

All: Konnichiwa, Wei.

Wei: Where is Master Syaoran?

Tomoyo: At his locker getting his things. Go down this hallway to the corridor, then turn right, turn left at the next corridor, and turn into the hallway that the end of the corridor. Syaoran should be at his locker. If he�s not there, come back here and we�ll give you directions to the office.

Wei: Thank you, Miss Daidouji. I�m sure I�ll find him. Good day to you all.

All: Goodbye, Wei.

((Syaoran�s locker.))

Syaoran: ((peeks into the math room, where there is a study hall in progress. He sees the assignment board, and for once, there is nothing written on it)) No homework from Takaiashi? That�s weird�

Wei: Master Syaoran!

Syaoran: ((Turns to see Wei heading down the hallway)) Wei� ((Syaoran smiles and tears well up in his eyes.)) Wait, why am I crying? ((Wipes the tears away.))

Wei: Come, Master Syaoran. Let�s get you home and right into bed.

Syaoran: ((Thinking)) Why is he treating me like a little kid? I�ve taken care of myself when I was sick before�

((After school, S+E+T go to Syaoran�s apartment))

Sakura: Konnichiwa, Syaoran. ((Kisses him softly on the cheek))

Syaoran: ((Stirs)) What?

Sakura: Hoe? You were asleep? I�m so sorry!

Syaoran: S�okay. School over already? ((Looks at his alarm clock and realizes it�s only 2:30.)) What? Did you guys ditch 8th hour?

Eriol: No. 2:00 dismissal, remember?

Syaoran: You�re here, too?

Tomoyo: And me.

Syaoran: Yeah, I saw you.

Sakura: Math, social studies, and gym weren�t the same without you, Syaoran. I didn�t understand the assignment we did in class. Do you get the whole interest thing?

Syaoran: Yeah. It�s not that hard.

Sakura: And, in gym, I had to dance with Sam.

Syaoran: I thought it was boy-girl.

Tomoyo: It was. She means Sam A.

Syaoran: Oh, no! I�m sorry!

Sakura: It wasn�t that bad. I had to pull him away from the bench a couple times to keep from being killed, and I nearly broke his fingers when I squeezed them, but�

Syaoran: Why were you squeezing his fingers?

Sakura: Because he kept squeezing my hands, so I got him back, and he was complaining the rest of the period. ((Syaoran laughs))

Syaoran: Ow. Sinuses. Can�t laugh, can barely talk. Nose running.

Sakura: ((Hands Syaoran a tissue.))

Syaoran: Arigato, Sakura.

Tomoyo: You look so terrible�

Eriol: This is different from�when?

Syaoran: Can it, Hiiragiza-Ugh.

Sakura: Syaoran, don�t talk, you need to rest. We just came by to see how you were doing.

Syaoran: Okay. Any homework or anything I should know about?

Tomoyo: No. Our projects in English are done and over with, but you might need to make up the assignment we did in class during math.

Syaoran: Sakura already mentioned that. I may be sick, but my memory is the only part of my body that�s working properly at the moment.

Eriol: That could be taken in a sick way.

Sakura: Eriol! Be nice!

Syaoran: No, it was my fault. I should never say anything to Eriol. He always finds a way to turn something evil because of it.

Sakura: ((Hits Syaoran gently.)) Syaoran!

Syaoran: Hey! Don�t hit the sick person! If you want to hit someone, hit Eriol.

Tomoyo: But you said we couldn�t hit sick people.

Syaoran: His mind is the part that�s sick. Physically, he�s healthy.

Eriol: He�s right. ((Tomoyo hits him)) HEY! Anyway, Syaoran, don�t use big words, you might strain your vocabulary your voice is so bad.

Syaoran: How many times do I have to say shut-UGH! ((Sneezes))

Tomoyo: Bless you, Syaoran.

((While the group continues to talk, Syaoran�s medicine kicks in, making him feel drunk/high.))

Syaoran: ((In strange voice)) You know, Sakura, you�re pretty hot!

Sakura: ((Blush)) Syaoran!

Syaoran: What? I�ve wanted to tell you for the past 3 years that I�m in love with you�((Bursts into creepy drunken laughter.))

Sakura: Hooooeeeee�

Tomoyo: Syaoran, I think it�s time for bed.

Syaoran: Only if Sakura joins me.

Sakura: HOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Syaoran: I love it when you do that.

Sakura: Ho- I mean, that�s too bad, because I�m not going to do it any more.

Syaoran: Damn.

Eriol: Watch your language. Don�t swear if you have a fever.

Syaoran: Sakura, do you think I�m hot?

Tomoyo: ((Puts her hand on his forehead.)) Your head is.

Syaoran: I asked Sakura, not you. But you�re kinda hot, too.

Tomoyo: ((Screams and hides behind Eriol.))

Eriol: Syaoran, Tomoyo and I had better get going. You coming, Sakura?

Syaoran: No, she�s staying to take care of me. Remember what we said at our wedding? �In sickness and in health.�

Sakura: We�re not married, Syaoran. I�m going with Eriol and Tomoyo.

Syaoran: Fine, go ahead and have your threesome. Leave me out of the action.

Tomoyo: Eriol, he�s really scaring me!

Sakura: Me, too.

Eriol: Okay, let�s go. I�ll tell Wei to keep an eye on Syaoran here.

((The three leave the room, and Eriol finds Wei.))

Eriol: Wei, we have a problem. Syaoran�s drugs just kicked in, and he�s scaring the girls. You might want to keep an eye on him, we�re leaving.

Wei: Alright, then, Mr. Hiiragizawa.

Eriol: Thank you, Wei.

((Wei enters Syaoran�s room as the others prepare to leave. However, they can still hear every word Syaoran says in his room.))

Syaoran: Wei! You want some? Sakura left, and I�m lonely!

Wei: Master Syaoran, lie down. You need your rest!

Syaoran: Are going to sleep with me, Wei?

Wei: I think not, Master Syaoran.

Syaoran: Oh. Okay. ((A loud THUP is heard coming from the poor boy�s room. Wei returns to see S+E+T off.))

Wei: That medicine was supposed to help him sleep.

Eriol: Let me guess; Nyquil, �The coughy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning� medicine.

((All laugh))

Sakura: ((Looks at her watch)) Oh, no! I have to get home!

Tomoyo: Me, too!

Eriol: Okay. Let�s get going.

((Tuesday, the first day after their long vacation))

Eriol: Think Syaoran�s better?

Sakura: I hope so. Wei called last night and said that if Syaoran�s fever didn�t come back, he should be back today.

((The classroom door opens and Syaoran walks in))

Syaoran: hey, minna.

Sakura: Syaoran! ((Hugs him)) I just want to say, I love you, too!

Syaoran: ((Confused look)) What are you talking about?

Sakura: You told me you loved me on Friday.

Syaoran: I did?

Tomoyo: ((Holds up a video camera)) Yep! ((Plays back what she had taped on Friday))

((On the tape))

Syaoran: I�ve wanted to tell you for the past 3 years that I�m in love with you. ((Creepy drunk laughter))

((In the classroom))

Syaoran: ((Head in hands)) Oh, my God! How could I say that? I wanted to tell you when I got better!

Sakura: Hoe?

Syaoran: It�s true, Sakura. I do love you.

Tomoyo: KAWAII!!!!!!!! ((Begins filming))

Sakura: I� I love you, too, Syaoran.

Syaoran: Really? ((Hugs Sakura tightly.)) Wow.

Eriol: I think I�m going to be sick now.

Tomoyo: ((Hits Eriol)) SHH! They�re so KAWAII!

Eriol: Yeah, yeah. And what happened to not hitting sick people?

Tomoyo: You're not sick.

Eriol: I am sick, but only my mind. And that�s only because I fantasize about you naked all the time.

Tomoyo: ((Slaps Eriol silly)) I love you, too.

Eriol: I knew you would.

++++++++++ Hey, Minna-San! Not bad, ne? The first part about the sea otters and no homework in math was right, but I don�t have a fever. I did feel drunk/high at lunch, though. Hehe, I think it was the cheese for my pretzel, because the only sane one at our table didn�t have any! Sarah had some, she went nuts. Misty had some, she went nuts. Li-Chan had some, she went nuts. Anna didn�t have some, she was fine, and creeped out by her three drunken friends. Okay, I don�t know I wrote that, but I did. I think the medicine I just took kicked in. Syaoran�s so hot, isn�t he? Sakura: MINE! ((Hugs Syaoran protectively.)) Syaoran: Yeah, hers. Li-Chan: Ooooobikataaaaaaay. Sakura: Hoe�? Li-Chan: Never mind.