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WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!!
The Suzie Catastrophe Before judging the beauty of this child page, I will briefly describe to you what I like to call the "Suzie Catastrophe." It should be quick, since there isn't much to explain. I needed a lot of pictures of people, and so I recrutied Suzie as the photographer to do it. She seemed fine right? Of course. So she takes all fo the pictures over the next two weeks, and then for the next three weeks (up to now) has not sent me the pictures she has on her digital camera or posted them on the internet, and whenever I ask her too, she makes an excuse and signs off or goes away OR just SAYS she's leaving/away and then stays online. It's awesome. So since I no longer really give a flying shit about this page, there you have it... the Suzie Catastrophe.
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So it seems that the Friends page is up. The page of controversy. The page of complaints. The page of lies. Welcome.
Now, first of all, I know that most of you are probably thinking that I don't seem like the kind of person who has friends. But you would be surprised. Cats love me, girls love me, porn websites love me. And supposebly Jesus loves me... Hooray.
But anyways, this is a site that consists of the majority of my friends. Obviously I don't have enough internet storage and you don't have enough time in your life to construct/read about ALL of my friends. But oh well. Live often, Laugh well. Oh, and one more thing. If there's pictures of you on here that you think are ugly (mainly Andrew) and your going to complain to me about them even though you didn't send me any good, model quality ones, then you can shutup. GOT THAT??? Perhaps even suck my balls. GOT THAT??? Their all like "Matthew, OMG that picture is so ugly" and I'm like, "OH REALLY!?!?!?! YOU THINK I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!?!?!?!" Dude. Man. Stupid.
WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! The Kitten Challenge Desperately seeking a way to incorporate my kittens into my Friends page without writing paragraphs about their make believe lives I have concocted, I have decided to merely HIDE their pictures on the Friends page somewhere. So, If you are really awesome, and you look really hard, you just might find the cutest, and most wildly fantastic things ever known to man... DESTRUCTO AND CHAOS!!!
P.S. The ones on this page do not count... bastards.
WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!!
WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!!
If you guys and girls haven't figured out yet, I put a lot of time and kinda effort into this page, so thats that. Plus, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance from switching to Geico. Also, if you currently do not have a page that is linked to somehting about you that is exciting and risque, then by all means tell me and I will try to get one rolling for you. On that same note, I tried to have everyone "okay" their pages, but if for some reason there is something that you feel violates you emotionally, sexually, or physically (that picture of Andrew) then please feel free to tell me so I can either get pissed at you or go change it. Thankyou and have a RADICAL day.
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WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!! WE'RE a CUDDLING FIASCO!!!
