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Suzie's Fault
Suzie's Fault
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**Zoo**
Probably the most fun thing I have done or ever will do in my life would be that one sunny, mildly windy, cozy, about 85 degrees day when I ventured off to the zoo with Sarah, Suzie, and Ryan. I must say, it was quite the escapade. We saw the flamingos and rat things and Suzie and tigers and piglets and Sarah. We also saw Ryan, but he was not as nice to look at as the previously listed animals (no offense). Since then, I have been to the zoo several times; none of those times even came close to the funity level I experienced that time. There were no politics or hatred, and I wasn't that creepy yet, so it was just good old fashion friend love and giggles. I loved it, and it was all thanks to Sarah who took time out of her semi-busy schedule to hang out with me and roll out.
**Sarah Angry**
Like most unreasonable and terrifying humans, Sarah is a girl, and an angry one at that. Before �prescription� drugs, Sarah would slap often, curse rampantly, and often give me the finger. I liked it a lot better like that. In fact, I liked Sarah so much back then, that I turned all of her anger into the gasoline which powered the rocket of my singing career. First releasing the Sarah Angry song and then the Sarah Song 2, we teamed our way to hitting it big, both at school and alone. We were a duo to be looked up too, and had the good looks to prove it. I don�t know how Angry Sarah is these days, but there�s nothing I wouldn�t give to just walk up to her and let her slap me nice and deep. Ahhhhh, like the beach.
**Smoking**
Not much to say here guys. Sarah did get into the disgusting habit of smoking, but promised me that she would quit by the next time I saw her, and I think that we can all believe her. Who is more trustworthy than Sarah afterall? Not George Washington, that�s who.
**Sarah's Butt**
I like Sarah�s butt and although I can lie, my little nigger ass doesn�t deny. La la la la. That tune is stuck in my head. It is a good one you know. I like the flute solo remix. You know what else is good though? Sarah�s butt. Sarah has a butt that tends to be quite underrated I believe. Maybe I�m just a fan, who knows. I don�t really know the density of her butt, or the color tone, but from what I have seen of it hiding behind pants, it is quite a force to be reckoned with. Both powerful and beautiful, Sarah�s butt tends to destroy most competitor�s butts easily. But once again, maybe I�m just a fan.
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