"It's a CUDDLING FIASCO!!!" Best if viewed in format 1152 x 864
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Hi, it's Matthew! If anyone was wondering "who the crap is this guy", then this is the section to read. My skin is a light tan like the color of the Noble Acadia tree, and my eyes are a deep light blue like a well-lit well. My hair is softer than a unicorn's mane and my style of dress is constantly changing to set the most amazing and fashionable trends ever. I am a big fan of rainbows and happiness in general, and have two cats named Destructo and Chaos. They're so silly. I am good at role playing and am turned on by anything that moves. I am easy, and yet I am also a tough catch. My friends call me Constantine during sex. I have never been called Constantine. I am also sometimes aroused by chairs.
In case you want to know more about me, I physically forced my friend to write an article about me for his Journalism class in March 2005, which can be found at the Matt's Article page. Note that all the quotes that make me look bad are fake, and the good ones I actually said.
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Updated Because of "Lew": The Sole Viewer
My girlfriend and I finally broke up a couple of weeks ago, and that was exciting. The aftermath is not as graceful, but neither was the breakup. Or the relationship. Point made.
Hey Lew. Thanks for the submissions, even if you ARE a 40 year old man (even=especially). Keep up the good work, and feel free to use my pictures for any modeling sites you might be running. However, you should also know that any pictures on here that do not appear to be flamboyantly homosexual might not be my pictures to give, or take for that matter. So take them and don't tell anyone. Thanks.
Now that I am peaking sexually and verbally, I would actually be interested in further setting up this site. If anyone has any suggestions for the site besides deleting the entire thing and saving perfectly good webspace, I would love to hear it. Some possible additional pages I would consider adding are: A Good jokes page (racist, sexist, and Laffy Taffy jokes), About Me page, an Updated How to Get Woman page (now that I am at the same experience level but write more fluently), a more encompassing Friends Page (since all of my friends keep haggling me about it ("Friends")), A Unicorn Page (If I do more with the page, this will of course take precedence no matter what anyone says), and a Classic Video Game Page.
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If you were not aware because you found this site while looking for a site that held some level of importance, I am now at college. And not just any college, Hendrix College. Some of you may have not heard of it, but it exists. It is basically a school specializing in Modeling, Animal Appreciation, Drinking, and Biology. I came here for the modeling, but since I passed out of all of the modeling classes, I will have to settle for a double major in biology and drinking. Needless to say, that double major is in high demand.
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Random Facts of the Day
An American urologist once bought Napoleon's penis for $40,000. Talk about an investment.
Penguins can change salt water into fresh water. Hopefully America patents them before the Communists do.
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Promotions
Apparently I have been promoting some kind of 'Problem Loading Page'/'Server Not Found' page for the last couple of months; whoever invented that site is a genius. However, they are also a DOUCHEBAG!!! Bring back Sebastian you sack of nickels.
Anyways, if anyone would like me to promote anything (and subsequently demote it) then please message me in the guestbook or on AIM or on facebook. I would give you my real e-mail address but that is risky. I don't want to confuse my subscribed porn with junk email porn. It is just ridiculous. That is all.
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Note: This CD was made during my 9th/10th grade time of adolescence and immaturity. It may contain foul language, bad sound quality, and references to my life you don't understand. With that said, enjoy.
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