Suzie's Fault
Suzie's Fault
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***Soccer***
Ah ha. Soccer. It�s a game for most people, but for Ryan, it�s kind of more. It�s kind of his entire life. He�s all like, forget being nice to people. Forget table manners. Forget driving safely on the roads at night. SOCCER!!! It�s kinda like that. But into soccer� Ryan also plays soccer a lot. He�s on the Paschal soccer team, and I believe that he is also on another soccer team that tends to not suck so many asses. He can do a lot of tricks and stuff with balls, but can�t all gay men? All in all, Ryan likes soccer and I suppose is kinda good at it.
***Driving***
Ryan isn�t that bad of a driver anymore I suppose, but I did drive with him once from my old house to Lockeed Martin, and he almost got in an accident 3 different times. Now that isn�t to bad if your Erica Mercer, but it�s pretty bad if you�re a male (the sex that actually has brain power). Also, for your information, Ryan has a black truck. If you ever see anyone in a black truck, and you don�t know who it is, then it is probably Ryan. Flip him the bird baby! As HARD as you can!!!
***Living at my House***
Ryan use to go to my house a lot back in the day. We would sleep together regularly and frequently share popsicles and whatnot. However, that phase is over, and I do not live there anymore. This summer, however, I am planning on staying at Ryan�s house for a long time. We are going to have bunkbeds too. So far, me staying at his house next year for Paschal madness is just a surreal fantasy, but it might happen. We�ll see.
***Derogatory Comments***
Although Ryan uses a lot of derogatory comments when speaking about other people (mainly me), his derogatory rating is not very high, due to his lackluster and idiotic words. Words like dipshit and others, although still rude, are not as decked out as they used to be, and therefore make Ryan into the desperate derogatory he is. He�s a nerd too.
***The True Ryan Ewing***
By: Mandy Pocratsky
Ryan Ewing is by far one of the best lovers I ever had. He has mastered the back rub and is a great with massages. I can vouch for him that he loveslong, romanitc walks on the beach and cuddling in front of roaring fires under warm, cozy blankets. Not only is Ryan a great lover, but he is also an accomplished spoon player. The show tunes that he belts out on those steel spoons never cease to amaze me. The world needs more Ryan Ewings.
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