Suzie's fault
Suzie's fault
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***Erica - Worst Driver in the Universe***
Erica is the worst driver in the universe. I don�t know if she is just kidding around when she almost kills everybody in her car twice in 1 minute, but from her mental face and fiery eyes, my guess is no. One may argue that she has only gotten in 2 accidents in one year of driving, but the accidents she has caused without actually being hit has no y-axis limit. She would probably be in jail by now if she wasn't so friendly with the Putt-Putt policeman. She uses him real bad. All and all, Erica drives about as well and safely as an intoxicated woman who is blindfolded, deaf, and blind. True, her driving does kind of make it interesting and wild, but also substantially dangerous. Matthew declares that Erica is a 5 star driver out of 5,000 stars total. That is poor.
***Kelsey - "Booped"***
The silliest time I have ever experienced with Kelsey is while driving with Erica off to some place. We were both in the backseat, buckled up, gripping the seats, and telling Erica how to drive, when we hit a clear away road. True it was still dangerous, but we relaxed a bit. So Kelsey turns to me and is like "I booped." I look at her puzzled and go "you pooped?" In the end, however, she did not poop. It was a very funny moment. One that may sounds incredibly gay to everyone else reading this, but is as priceless as a regular Nintendo Entertainment System. We laughed about it for many days and many nights. In the end, Erica got in a car accident and we are all dead, but that has not happened yet. It will soon though.
***Erica - Gross***
In all of the time that Erica and I have been friends, I like to think that I have provided her all of the things that she wanted, but sadly, I have not. What I have giver her however, is so much greater than that. I gave her a friend that she could talk to, and a soul mate that she could rely on. And although he is a $3 stuffed animal pig named "Gross," he is a true gift of champions. His happy smile shows all of the happy picnics he has been on, and the thick stains all over his face show all of the love that his previous owners have provided for him. Like the "Excalibur" of friendship, he has been passed down through generations, and has ended up with the best owner he could have ever asked for, Erica. True, Erica did not seem to like him at first, but after they shared a big plate of bacon and fuzzy kisses, they became inseparable. Erica now travels everywhere with him, and are very, very close partners.
***Kelsey - Young***
If you think about it, Kelsey being so young is quite ironic. You have to think really hard though. Kelsey is currently only 16 years old, with her birthday occurring on December 27th (Might not be correct). She is only 1 year older than Van Fanel, king of Fanelia. That age also means that there are still 2 years before she can go to war, 5 years till she can finally drink, and approximately 60 years until retirement. That sucks for her. But like a baby with disabilities, she has learned to get by. She is now very successful among the Paschal society and has a lot of friends. She is also currently dating Billy Robinson. And that�s the story of Kelsey Yale, another girl not afraid to beat the system.
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