Suzie's fault
Suzie's fault
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***Retarded***
This section revolves around a little dispute that we got in back at the freshman dance. I am going to rant about it and tell it completely 1 sidedly since it is my webpage and I don�t want to make myself look bad. So anyways, I was back at the freshman dance, dancing and looking like a gentleman when a slow dance came on. Ut oh. So I look around and see this beautiful girl with red hair and a creepy chuckle. �Perfect,� I thought to myself. So I walk over to her and ask her if she would do me the honor of allowing me to dance with her. She responds �Oh aren�t you that retarded kid?� I immediately feel bad and walk away in shame and abstinence. And that�s the real story. What can I say, she�s a mean person.
***Religious Debates***
Although I hate debating with religious people, I do anyways because I like to debate. Religious people seem so stupid though when debating, and Erin is no exception. We have had a lot of debates and discussions and whatnot, and although they don�t really get us anywhere, they are kind of amusing. We like them. Anyways, Erin is not very good at debating religion, but I suppose that she does not have a lot to work with, so it is hard. She likes to use the rebuttles �because God tells us so� and �you have to believe�, which aren�t real rebuttles at all. She also enjoys walking in the park, strong men, and sinning. Oh, and also Matthew.
***Mean in Public***
To tell you the truth, Erin loves me. I just know it. Before I reached this conclusion however, I was pondering why Erin disrespects me so much in public places. Is it because she doesn�t like to see me staring at her breasts all the time? No. Is it because she wants me to leave her along? Nah. Is it because she actually DOESN�T love me? Obviously not. After I thought about it for a while and didn�t figure anything out, I decided to just go play with my kittens and keep telling myself that she loves me. She still doesn�t have to be so mean though. God.
***Pets***
I�ve got nothing else to say about Erin since I barely know her or interact with her, so I decided to write this about her pets. Erin has several pets, none of which are humans. Saving the first for best, Erin has a fat little kitty cat that she has so bastardfully named Toby. She also has a dog named Bijou, and a dead hamster named Fuzzy. Why she has a dead hamster instead of a live one is hard to understand, but it probably has something to do with her being mean to it. Obviously she loves her cat the most however, and she tells me that they sleep together often. Erin says that he is �warm.� However, she disgraces his utter superiority by calling him such an ugly human name, and will pay for it by being sent to hell. If Erin and I ever get married, we are going to get a baby tiger and raise him ourselves and feed him puppies. End of story.
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