"You think I'm hot? Silly."
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***"Quality"***
So I was thinking about Andrew Cobert in the shower one day down in Texas (true story) and I decided that there is really only one word that can even begin to encapsulate that rugged thing that is Andrew Cobert� "Quality." Andrew is a clever kid. He makes good jokes, gets good women, and has a workout schedule that actually makes sense. Whereas the rest of the world has merely the endurance and quality of that of a thin glass jar, Andrew has that of the evil liquid terminator from terminator 2. So next time you see Andrew, instead of slapping him or abusing him, I hope you can see him in a new light and love him for who he really is... Mr. Quality.
***Seal***
As you can probably tell from the cute little title collage I put together for Andrew, he likes seals. The thing is though, that he doesn�t like the cute little white ones with the adoring faces and sleek bodies, but instead prefers tall black seals that speak English and probably have several STD�s. I wouldn�t know, but to me, the choice is clear. But yeah, that was my introduction to say that Andrew likes seal. I know you liked it. Seal is actually a very good singer though, despite his womanly voice. Zack and I have even considered inviting him into the Fanny Pack, but that is still to be decided. Andrew would probably like that, seeing as how he is deeply infatuated with the human seal. Unfortunately, our band is professional and does not care what Andrew thinks.
***Working Out***
Personally, I have never seen Andrew work out, but I would not doubt he does, seeing as how he lost about 20 pounds in 3 weeks and plays hockey. I�ve also heard many stories about Andrew working out, and they are definitely nothing to be taken lightly. I hear he lifts cars with his abdomens, and rips little children"s heads off with his gallon sized pectorals. It�s pretty disturbing really, but what are a few children"s lives when you can have a body like that? It"s chicken feed, that's what.
***Singing Career***
As in many other things, Andrew contrasts drastically with me in his singing talent level. He is a good singer, whereas I am more of not. I have heard that he released a CD of his to the general public but I never got to hear it or even look at it. I guess I was to specific (get it?). The CD did generate a lot of hassle though. Girls left and right, guys from the front and back. It was pretty crazy, but nevertheless a situation that he accepted gratefully. Andrew is currently the top on our list to join the fanny pack, although we might not ask him out of fear of being rejected. But we will probably ask him anyways since we do not want our backup, Seal. High school is so complicated.
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