Suzie can be pretty when she wants
Suzie is very much a pervert
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***Jail Trapped***
I don't know how they do it in Communism Villa over in Russia, but we are the land of the free. Suzie's household, however, does not seem to agree. Back in the 8th grade when I was dating Julee (It's ok to talk about it since we are now on good terms), I once transported myself to Suzie's house via foot to speak with them and hopefully spy on them in a creepy way. Upon arriving, I was informed that she did not have the key to her fence or the code to her alarm. Not only is that a fire hazard, but it sucked for me, as I was in love with Suzie at the time. Visiting Suzie is kind of like visiting the zoo. You love to watch the animals playing around without any clothes on, and talk to them about secret stuff, but it's just such a trapped environment. It's sad. I think it�s better now though. Good!
***Murmuring Comments***
If you were deaf, you would probably be incredibly infatuated with Suzie as I, myself am. She's nice, smart, yummy, and Jewish, not to mention that she�s Jewish. But is she really that nice??? To most people, yes, she is. On occasion though, there will be someone so dastardly, so freakishly, so amazingly uncool and annoying that Suzie's smile will be turned upside down, and her evil dragon will be unleashed. I'll just be talking and she will like randomly murmur "fucking idiot" or "damn nerger" (I made those up). Is she really the kind of person we think she is, or is part of Suzie still a relentless murderer, reliving the golden ages or Stalin? I'll leave this one to you guys.
***Boyz!?!�***
Boys are an enigma. A small layer of epidermis encompassing all that is a man. The heart, which beats so strongly, the emotions, that are released so affectionately and kindly, and the penis, which is obviously important. Suzie is by no means stupid or a dumb commie, but I suppose that in some respects she is. Her feelings are strong. Emotions aren't her problem. It is the execution that tends to throw her off. Like a terrorist, she is zealously stuck on her belief to not talk to the guys she likes. She believes that annoying me about it will do the job instead. It doesn't. I believe that she has infinite potential for males, with her rugged innocence and cute smile, but she has not yet learned to use that for her own sake. She also doesn't wear a lot of pink or discuss porn optimistically. Once she gets passed that though, she's in. She scores.
***Tennis***
Unlike Zack Schlachter, Amanda Theopotte, and Andrew Judge, Suzie Kupstin is currently on the tennis team, and will be on the tennis team for many years to come. She is quite an asset to the team, and is considered one of the 5 main V.I.P.'s of the tennis world. Suzie is also one of the better girls on the Paschal tennis team, and although she does not seem to particularly enjoy playing tennis as a fun game-like activity, it seems that she has no say in the matter (See "Jail-Trapped"). Hand and hand with her short and somewhat tightly conformed shorts, Suzie possesses a forehand serve that is just plain out of this world. She's the next Anna Kournikova I tell you, the next Whoopi Golberg.
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