Suzie's fault
Suzie's fault
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***Cooking***
Truthfully, although I am not a fan of peppermint by any means, Lauren makes some pretty good white chocolate peppermint stuff. Don�t mind the name of it though, it actually isn�t that bad. True, it may look better than its tastes, but it looks very color coordinated. In 9th grade, as me and Lauren because incredibly good friends, we challenged each other to a baking contest. I made peanut butter Bon Bons, and she made that peppermint stuff. The winner was not declared however, since Lauren does not agree that my Peanut Butter Bon Bons are better than her white stuff. Lauren claims that the white stuff is a secret recipe, but all that it actually is is melted white chocolate with crushed peppermints in it. What a secret.
***Girlfriend***
Lauren has this one shirt, and it says F-C-U-K, but the thing is guys, listen up, it isn't actually the bad word. It's F-C-U-K. So it's almost like it is going to be a bad word, but then it isn�t. It�s just a shirt and it says F-C-U-K on it. It has the letters on it like that. So it looks like it is bad but then when you look at it it isn�t. It actually stands for French Connection United Kingdom, which has the initials F-C-U-K, but it looks like a bad word. She got it from the United Kingdom, and the store is called French Connection United Kingdom. So it says F-C-U-K on it. Lauren has a shirt.
***The Enticing Strength of Lauren the Balderston:***
As told by Bryan Carberry to a deaf stable boy.
Ahh, Lauren Balderston... What can I say? I've never really known Lauren Balderston as a girl, but only as a name. As a name, it is very pleasing. A soft, seductive L greets the tongue, daring it to go farther. The first name is as appealing as the first syllable, but all is not a bed of roses. Balderston halts the mouth's reckless frolic, its concrete, unyielding consonants informing the pronouncer that this, this is no pushover name. This, this is Lauren the Balderston, and God help you if you are not in agreement. Lauren Balderston is a name, like the girl, that will endure for ages. A girl whose praises will be written by poets, historians, and, apes (after they take over) for generations to come.
***Katie***
Ahhhhh, Katie. Where to start? All of the fond memories and stories. I guess I can start by saying that all of the success that I have experienced in my life, I owe to Katie. Sure, she may seem small, but she is a fighter. She is the reason why I am going to be a teacher, and the reason why I like to visit Lauren's house. She is a very cool gal. She enjoys dogs, flashing people, and sword fighting, and if you don't like it, she'll call you a bitch. She is probably going to be very successful one day, and then go to heaven. We love the Balderstons.
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