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Last updated 01/30/02

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1.Three Things

2.Application for Date

3.Residency Application

4.Cellular Phone.

5.Cider

6.Hungry Ones

7.The Fall

8.Hillbillies

9.Slap the Monkey

10.The Salesman

11.The Blonde

12.The Gift

13.The King

14.The Elevator

15.The Vasectomy

16.Kewel Quiz

17.Thingie

18.Genie 1

19.Two blackeyes

20.Another drunk

21.Toy Train

22.Sign Language

23.Training Program

24.Only in America

25.The drunkest

26.Statues

27.Speedy Lawyer

28.Homework

29.Smart Test.

30.Big Girl

31.Coffee

32.Crazy Horse says

33.Answering Machines

34.No Excuses

35.Foul Language

36.The Pill

37.Two Dwarfs

38.Parents Dictionary

39.Elbow Pain

40.Lil Johnny

41.Koala Bear

42.The Jump

43.Pub Food

44.Three Guys

45.Day Off

46.Losing Weight

47.Da Sh*t List

48.Heaven's Orientation

49.Driving Violations

50.Grandpa

51.Chinese Therapist

52.Oral Sex?

53.Smile

54.Dogs Life

55.Kinky Sex

56.Like a Woman

57.Lawn Mower Man

58.Great to be a Guy

59.Sex Doctor

60.Boy in a Closet

61.The Virgin

62.Cojones (Balls)

63.The Bride

64.By Occupation

65.Nuns

66.Oranges

67.Grown up words

68.Do it Again

69.Tough Day

70.The Parrot

71.Vibrations

72.Headaches

73.Impressions

74.The Beaver

75.Coming Out

76.Name It

77.Genie 2

78.Directions

79.Blah Blah

80.Embarressed

81.Cattle

82.Babies

83.Doctor

84.Cookie

85.Peepee

86.Triplets

87.Firming Up

88.Italian Accent

89.125 Ways

90.Most embarressing

91.Polish Joke

92.Disgusting

93.The Sheik

94.The Embalmer

95.Ritual

96.Jesus

97.The Rib

98.Blabber Mouth

99.Dumb

100.A Flashlight

101.Lets Dance

102.Farts

103.The Scot

104.A Washcloth?

105.Blind Man

106.Cough Medicine

107.Another Blonde

108.Suspicious

109.Cabbies

110.Three Pigs

111.Anniversary

112.Man Bashing

113.Stories

114.Stupid

115.How Ironic

116.Elephant Man

117.The Painting

118.The Drunk

119.Screwed

120.Old Maids

121.Check up

122. Helen

123.The Bet

124.Canoe

125.A Letter

126.Sign

127.Golf Day

128.Ride Home

129.Naive

130.Curiosity

131.2 Dollars

132.A Redneck?

133.The Octopus

134.Heaven

135.Birds & Bees

136.New Captain

137.Large One

138.The Urge

139.The Poem

140.The Genie

141.Big One

142.Casino

143.Falling

144.Football

145.Goodboy

146.Love

147.Newlyweds

148.The Oldman

149.Pregnant

150.Tattoo

151.Barf

152.Puzzle

153.Complaining

154.Questions

155.Court

156.F.B.I.

157.The Model

158.Hillbilly

159.Oldman2

160.Peanuts

161.Tapeworm

162.Sneakers

163.A Favor

164.Alcohol Warnings

165.Care Exam

166.Chinese Torture

167.Commercial

168.Condoms

169.Three Dogs

170.Martian

171.Masquerade

172.Mensroom

173.Near Death

174.The Nun

175.Orange

176.Priest

177.Roar

178.Stands For.

179.Time

180.Train

181.Urinal

182.Monotony

183.Xmas Gift

184.Deceased

185.Froggie

186.Genie

187.White Hair

188.Lost

189.Lotto

190.Perfume

191.Premature

192.Sons

193.The Drunk

194.Santa

195.Psychic

196.Goldfish

197.The Gift

198.The Frog

199.Experiment

200.Birds Bees2

201.Bad News

202.The Baby

203.The Affair

204.A Barber

205.Gift Certificate

206.Chinese DT.

207.Examination

208.Golf

209.Gorilla

210.Laundry

211.Monica

212.Nuns

213.Old Lady

214.Pharmacy

215.Purchase

216.Reality??!!

217.Ride

218.Trooper

219.Elderly

220.Hooker

221.Indian

222.Interview

223.Request

224.Shakes

225.Anal

226.Chapstick

227.Cork

228.Flour

229.Bungee

230.Sex

231.Rubber

232.Angry wish

233.Lucky

234.Fascinate

235.Trees

236.Premature

237.Golfers

238.Japanese


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