A parents dictionary

Whether You are a new parent, a parent for many years or just a big kid, here are some previously misunderstood definitions clarified.

• AMNESIA:
  The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

• DUMBWAITER:
  One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

• FAMILY PLANNING:
  The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

• FEEDBACK:
  The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

• FULL NAME:
  What you call your child when you're mad at him.

• GRANDPARENTS:
  The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

• HEARSAY:
  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

• TOP BUNK:
  Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

• IMPREGNABLE:
  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

• INDEPENDENT:
  How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

• OW:
  The first word spoken by children with older siblings

• PRENATAL:
  When your life was still somewhat your own.

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