Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a doctor, one was a lawyer, and one was a biker.
After a sip of his martini, the doctor said:
"You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that if she doesn't like the diamond ring she will at least like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her".
After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied:
"Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the
trip, and she would know that I love her."
The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said:
"Yeh, well for my anniversary I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if
she didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself.