Johnny goes to class one day and the teacher had a great idea. She told the class that if one of them could answer a certain question that she asked on Thursday afternoon of each week, then that student could have Friday off. Of course the class thought this was great and the next Thursday the teacher proceeded to ask the class a question. She asked, How many particals of sand are on all the beaches in the world? No one could answer the question, so the teacher told the class that she would see them all tomorrow.
Another week went by and the teacher reminded the class again that it was that time of the week, Thursday, and she had another question for them. She asked, How many stars are there in the universe? Again no one could answer the question, so she said she would see them all tomorrow.
Johnny was so upset that when he got home he got three golf balls and painted them black. The next Thursday he took them to school with him.The teacher reminded the class that it was that time of the week again and that if someone could answer the question that she would asked then that student could have Friday off.
Just at that moment littly Johnny threw the golf balls to the front of the classroom and they rattled all over the place. The teacher asked, Ok, who's the comedian with the black balls?Little Johnny said, "Eddie Murphy, see ya Monday."
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