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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which read:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Jobs: $10.00
"Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am."
The man replies "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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