Two Men sit drinking in the bar at the top of the Empire State building. One turns to the other and says: "You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, by the time you fall to the tenth floor, the winds around the building are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into the window.
The bartender hears this and just shakes his head in disapproval. The second man says, "Are you some kind of a nut? There is no way that could happen!"
The first man says, "It's true and I'll prove it."
He gets up from the bar, jumps off the balcony and careens toward the street below. When he passes the tenth floor the high winds whips him around the building and back into the window where he takes the elevator back up to the bar.
The second man tells him, "You know I saw that with my own eyes but it must have been a fluke."
The first man says, "No it isn't. I'll prove it again!" which he proceeds to do. When he returns to the bar he urges the fellow drinker to try it.
The second man gets up, jumps off the balcony, plunges downward. Passes the 11th floor.....10th.....9th and hits the sidewalk with a splat!
Back at upstairs the bartender turns to the first man and says, "you know, Superman, you are a real jerk when you're drunk!"
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