Crazyhorse says....

[read with indian accent]

  1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.

  2. Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.

  3. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

  4. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.

  5. Passionate kiss like spider web--lead to undoing of fly.

  6. Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.

  7. Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.

  8. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone.

  9. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.

  10. He who farts in church, sits in own pew.

  11. Baseball all wrong--man with four balls can't walk.

  12. Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.

  13. Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.

  14. Man with penis in peanut butter is fucking nuts.

  15. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.

  16. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.

  17. Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

  18. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

  19. Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

  20. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.

  21. Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

  22. Couple on 7 day honeymoon make whole weak.

  23. Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip.

  24. Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge.

  25. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

  26. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

  27. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.

  28. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

  29. He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.

  30. Man who run in front of car get tired.

  31. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  32. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  33. Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  34. Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

  35. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  36. War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

  37. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

  38. It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

  39. Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

  40. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

  41. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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