A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up at a HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy notices the little guy staring at him and says, "7 feet, 4 inches tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, testicles are 3 pounds each, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. When the little guy finally comes around, the big guy asked, "What's wrong with you?"
In a very weak voice the little guy says, "Excuse me, but what EXACTLY did you say to me?" The big guy said, "I saw the curious look on your face and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet 4 inches tall, weigh 350 pounds, I have
a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is -- Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Oh, Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."