Past Articles and Features
Going to Kansas City to see my baby
Conversations
Conversations with Meanie
Psychic Friends or Enemies?
I'm only as normal as you can claim to be
Reasons why men and women suck
12 reasons I hate Christmas
Answering Machines and the people who won't use them
Ways to annoy Yankees
Gun Control or People Control
Buying toliet paper at Wally world
Laws women live by
Poems or Garbage?
If you are a Yankee read this it might save your ass
People Suck
Love SUCKS!!
Hillbilly Heroin??
Open Letter To Someone I Love
Legalize the shit already
(not mine but very good reading)