I only claim to be as normal as you can pretend to be.
Am I really that weird? I don't think so. Everyone at one time or another wants to just stand up and scream their heads off...so what if I do it two or three times a day? I mean what is the big whoop? So yeah I admit that I have seriously thought about lining my hats with tinfoil but just so the aliens can't read my mind...what's wrong with that? Isn't everyone entitled to a little privacy at one time or another? I just demand it all the time...and even from little green men too (HA HA..really we all know they are purple but try to tell someone that and next thing you know you're being chased by men with large butterfly nets...good excersize by the way). So really I'm not that weird, I put my pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else...except when I'm in a hurry then I just go out without 'em....you can't let those guys with the nets get Too close, they are pretty quick after all.
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