| Tim and Pete's Literary Review |
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| Greetings, Literature fans! Tim and I have been staying up day and night reading extra books to find out what our readers like. Well, it turns out that you probably won't like anything since you can't read, can you? Stop pretending. Just go back to your ball-and-stick game, and wipe the drool off your keyboard before your mommy catches you. Anyway, in this section of Pete and Tim's something something Jerks, we will take on the incredible burden of reading actual BOOKS, so that you can just pretend like you did. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I am NOT going to get up today. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 500 hats of Barthalemew Cubbins | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Everyone Poops | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Dictionary Makers, and the Dictionarys They Make | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Stallion: A Breeding Guide for Owners and Handlers | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Fart Proudly! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Urine Therapy: Nature's Elixir for Good Health | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Mommy Laid an Egg | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How to have Sex in the Woods | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Pimp's Bible | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Unexpected Salami | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Cross Dressing With Dignity | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Anal Pleasure and Health | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why Die? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How To Date Young Women | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| New! -A Passive Man's Guide to Seduction | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Tired of reading "Words?" CLICK, Yo. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||