Pete and Tim's page for Jerks and their Mothers
You're thinking, "What's with the butterflys", right? Me too.
I can not count the number of times I have turned on my television only to be assaulted with the sight of a fat, hairy man dressed up in what appears to be a tube top and poodle skirt. Now, I understand that these men dress like women because they recieve some sort of sexual stimulation, but why, Sweet Jesus, why must they dress so tacky!?! There has got to be a better way. Must my gag reflux always be activated when I see one of these men?  According to Peggy J. Rudd the answer is no. - how come we never see women dressed up like whory men on televeision? Sexism, that's how come -Ed.

In her book she offeres many picturs to help the reader understand what is right and wrong. I will offer you a few examples.
Wrong:
This is awful! It is the exact opposite thing that a crossdresser should do. Notice the FAKE looking nurse outfit. And the wig looks like it may have come with the hat.
Right:
Please notice the tasteful wig. The makeup applied liberally, but in a way that doesn't look whorish. The dress is loose fitting and the accessories flashy. This whole look screams tasteful
This is so WRONG:
Stay away from curly wigs. Please.
Wrong:
The key to dressing like a woman is looking like a woman! If you look like Garth Brooks, no matter how hard you try, you will never look like a woman.
WRONG:
Have I seen you on television, freak? Rule number one, SHAVE!
Right:
If you get people to question whether you are a man or a woman you have done your job.
Worst attempt ever:
I don't think I need to say why.
Right:
Now this young gentleman truly looks like a woman. I mean, except for the beard. And the thick neck. And the lip stick is a bit much. And what did he use to apply that blush?
In conclusion, if you are having trouble picking out a feminine outfit and you are a man get this book, for my sake. If I have to see one more hairy "woman" I think I will die.
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