(Mommy Laid an Egg)
That's what this book is about... Teaching kids about hot sex. It's not a 'how to' book, mind you, it's just an informative book for young kids. In this book the parents are trying to explain to their children how people come to be. They use all the same lame brain parent answers that your parents used. For example, the hippie father tells his children that they grew from children seeds that he bought at the market, and the children's hippie mother trys to convince them that she laid an egg.
As you've probably guessed, the children don't buy it. They, like me, know what really happened. Their mom was probably trying to save a car wash by modeling lingerie. Their dad probably wandered into the television studio to fix something, maybe a camera. He saw mommy and was so over come with lust that he just had lie on top of mommy naked... even if it was on T.V. for all the world to see. THAT'S how babies are made. It has nothing to do with seeds, and eggs. Sheesh!
As a side note... this book has a few sexy illustrations. I am not kidding about this. Don't believe me? Here's a quote, " ... adults should note that a spread of gleefully copulating figures is included." Did you read that? A spread! Just like Playboy...
