This book was quite an interesting read. Who knew that drinking my own urine every morning would not only cure this nasty case of warts I have, but would also make me look younger, and sexier. No more Acne! Go to hell, Asthma! See you later, Hair Loss! Adios, Many Other Common Ailments!
I must say that this is probably the most interesting way to get healthy. It really is a good premise. The authors forgot one thing though, urine tastes like piss! I took one sip of my own urine and spit it out all over the place. All over the toilet. All over the mirror. All over the shower. All over the living room. All over the kitchen. All over the family room. All over my sister. All over my cat (I did that one on purpose). All over my car. I just couldn't keep it down. Drinking urine just isn't natural! You don't see monkeys peeing in each other's mouths... right?
So, if you ever feel the desire to drink your own urine, head down to your local port-a-potty. Stick your head in that Mr John over there and take a big wiff. Smell that? That's what urine tastes like. Sick, huh? So don't drink it. Acne really isn't that bad, now is it? Besides, if you drink urine there is a good chance that you mouth could start smelling like that port-a-potty, and who makes out with a port-a-potty? No one, that's who.