This happy book comes to us all the way from mexico. I know what you're thinking, "Nothing good ever comes out of mexico." This is no longer true. This book is better than good. It's a pooptastic thrill ride from beggining to end. It's pooptacular! It's a real poopfest.
Take a good look at the frount cover of this book. See that little child who looks like he's really mad about something? He's not mad, people, he's pooping! This is Pedro and he's the main character in our little poopventure.
Pedro wants to know, like most of us, why we poop. "What's up with this brown stuff that keeps coming out of me? Am I broken?", Pedro asks. No, silly, you're not broken. It's poop. Everything poops. Even asses (haha, I just love the word ass. Ass.) and geese.
And why do we poop? It's the apple. "Pooping is a byproduct of the fall of man", explains Pedro's mother. "You poop because you're an evil little boy." I think she's right. What an eye opening statement!
What a wonderful story! I was moved. It really touched me. If you want to learn something new about yourself and mankind open this little book up and take a big wiff. Or read it, whatever.