I know what you are all thinking, and no, this is not one of those cooking books. And if you're thinking that it's a spy book than you are WAY off. And it sure isn't a book about penises so just stop thinking that!
This is a book about a man's love for his pig. By love I am not talking about the sexy kind of love that Pete and Tim are usually talking about. Oh no, the love I speak of is comparable to a man's love for a fine pig.
I am sure that many of you out there have felt this type of love for a pig, and then had your heart broken when your parents told you that you had to auction said pig off with all your other less lovable pigs, and the man who bought your pig was a butcher, and you couldn't help but think that this man wouldn't love your pig as much as you loved it... Damn you 4H!
Anyway... that's what this book is about. It's about having Unconditional Love for something, and then loosing that love to a damn bloody butcher, and then finding that love again in a slab (tube?) of salami.
This book has everything a good book should have: action, romance, sex, constant swearing, and so many puns you may bust yourself with the laughter from laughing at so many puns. My advice is that you get this book right now! Do it. What's the worst thing that could happen? Huh? You could laugh. That's not so bad. You could cry. There's nothing wrong with that. You could fall into manly love with a pig. Who hasn't? Take a chance on love and buy this book, and some salami, and some crackers, and maybe some cheese.