I can not count the number of times I have asked myself the old "How do I have sex in the woods?' question. My family is a big time camping family. We spend entire summers in the woods and not once in those many summers have I had sex. Well, the streak is going to end this coming summer! Oh yes! Thanks to Luann Colombo I know what I was doing wrong. I was camping with my family...
Luann Colombo is what Pete and I like to call, a freak. She has really thought this whole "sex in the woods" thing out. It's almost too well thought out. For example, she gives some tips for what to do with left over bacon grease. Lets just say these tips have nothing to do with cooking pancakes. Which, by the way, is what I would have used the bacon grease for. If you think that is sexy, hold on to your seat big boy because this sexy train hasn't even got up to speed yet! She has a whole chapter on sex and bears! I am not kidding, people. Sex and Bears! We told you she was a freak.
Anyway, this book may proove to be helpful in the future if you meet one of those freaky girls (or guys) who like camping, sex and bears. I personaly found it useful if taken with a grain of salt. But please, don't waste the bacon grease!