 You know that you are obsessed with Harry Potter when: *You refer to your meanest teacher as Snape *You dressed up for Harry Potter as Halloween... and carried around a magic wand yelling nonsense Latin words at little kids dressed up like clowns and angels *You've read all 4 Harry Potter over 10 times each and can recite the first page of every book from memory *You actually paid $75 dollars for the collector's edition of Sorcerer's Stone *You're best friends are nicknamed Ron and Hermione *You're parents are so aware of your obsession that they call you Harry *You would actually enjoy spending a life in Azkaban if it meant being in Harry's world *You wear your snow cap and your black bathrobe to school acting as if it's the new uniform *You recently chopped down a tree in your backyard and when your parents asked why, you replied "I'm a new apprentice at Ollivander's" *You bake a cake every year on July 31st for J.K. Rowling and Harry Potter *You have read through every single page of PhoenixNet and actually think it's completely entertaining *You have your own Harry Potter website, one which has loads and loads of content *You take your mothers largest cooking pot and throw some grass, spiders, worms, and glitter in there and start to mix it all together. When your mother asks what you are doing you reply "Potions homework" as if there is nothing more casual *You became tri-lingual just so that you could read the Harry Potter books in 3 different languages *You know what the Hogwarts motto is and it is one of those quotes that you live your life by *You know what the Hogwarts motto translates to *You write Harry Potter fanfics *You're so sick of waiting for book 5, that you printed off a lot of speculation from PhoenixNet and began to write your own fanfic *You got absolutely no rest on your 11th birthday, as you were waiting for your letter from Hogwarts *You laugh at RPGs because they don't compare to Hogwarts *You beg your parents to go to London and visit King's Cross, but they won't take you so you tell them that you'll just move to London when you graduate and never visit them again *You won't read anything that is said to be a major competetor of Harry Potter *You got the DVD and the VHS at midnight when they came out, but you still feel the need to order the movie on Pay-Per-View *You asked your parents to go on a cruise (which now screen Harry Potter) so that you would be able to experience Harry Potter on the water |
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