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Harry Potter Humor


This page will feature some funny things people have said relating to the Harry Potter franchise on TV shows, magazines, and such. Please keep in mind that, as some of these have been writtenf rom memory, others from archives on websites in which the webmaster may have paraphrased, these are not all word-for-word quotes.

"It seems Hilary Clinton's book Living History finally bassed the fifth Harry Potter book on Barnes & Noble's bestseller list. It just goes to show you- people just can't get enough books about witches!"
-Conan O'Brien

"8.5 million copies of the fifth Harry Potter are being printed, which is why the sixth book will be called 'Harry Potter and the End of Trees'."
-Saturday Night Live

"Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The great thing about the new 896-page bok is that it gets children interested in reading and weight lifting."
-Jim Mullen, Entertainment Weekly

"Author J.K. Rowling has said that Harry's hormones are kicking in in the new Harry Potter book. Wanna know how we know his hormones are kicking in? He's dating Demi Moore!"
-Conan O'Brien

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