Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don't they're born that way!

 Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

A: They pull up their pants!

 Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

A: Because it said "concentrate"!

 Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Very Gifted!

 Q: How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?

A: There is Tippex all over the computer screen!

 Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?

A: When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?

A: Blow in her ear!

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?

A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions!

Q: How do you really confuse a blonde?

A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner!

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?

A: T*ts go in front!

Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

A: Toes go in first!

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?

A: Because everybody gets a turn!!

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?

A: Tell her she's pregnant!

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: You pick it up, pull the pin, and throw it back!!!

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth!

Q: Why did the blonde climb over the chain link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side!

Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

A: She heard that the drinks were on the house!

Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life?

A: Third Grade!

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M's factory?

A: For throwing out the W's!

Q: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence

Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who bought an A.M. radio?

A: It took her 2 weeks to figure out that you could play it at night!

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold!

Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number 11?

A: She didn't know which 1 came first!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?

A: She tried to drown it!

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

A: She threw it off a cliff!

Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it!

Q: Why do blondes like lightning?

A: They think someone is taking their picture!

Q: What do you get when you put 20 blonde's ear to ear?

A: A WIND TUNNEL!

Q: How do you drown a dumb blonde?

A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool!

Q : how did the blonde wreck the helicopter?

A : she got cold and turned off the fan.

Q : What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?

A : Nothing, they've never met!

Q. How do you know when a blonde has been in your fridge?

A. There's lipstick on all the cucumbers.

Q : How can you tell a blonde has been in the bathroom?

A : There is make-up all over the mirror

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A: If you smack the blonde she blonde she keeps on sucking!

Q. How does a blonde turn on a light after have sex?

A. She opens a car door.

Q. What did the blonde say to her boyfriend after he blew in her ear?

A. Thanks for the refill.

Q: Three people were walking down the street. Santa Claus, a smart blonde, and a dumb blonde. They all saw a fifty pound on the pavement. Who picked it up?

A: The dumb blonde because the other two are fictional!

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel? A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties? A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?

A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?

A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?

A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.