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Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color ?
A: It doesn't show the dirt.
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Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes ?
A: Fisher-Price!
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Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a Buffalo's butt was more manageable.
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Q: Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
A: It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts!
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Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache!
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Q: Why is the color brunette considered evil?
A: When did you last see a blonde witch?
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Q: Why do brunettes wear training bras?
A: It's cheaper than changing plasters everyday!
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Q: Why do brunettes pay extra for breast implants?
A: Because the surgeon has to start from scratch!
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Q: Why did god create brunettes?
A: So ugly men didn't feel left out.
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Q: Where do brunettes get the hair for a transplant?
A: From under their arms!
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Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
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Q:How did Revlon come up with it's brunette hair colour?
A: By studying what oil spills did to seaweed.
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Q: What's the difference between a brunette and the rubbish?
A: The rubbish gets taken out once a week!
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