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This email is from the main receptionist for a major computer company - it went out to all corporate employees.

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To: All Corporate Employees

Subject: Copier!

Date: Thursday, July 24, 1997 12:48PM

PLEASE PLEASE please please please -- I am begging here -- keep any and all paper clips away from the copier! We have had two service calls in the last few days removing paper clips, staples and a binder clip from the innards of the copier. PLEASE be really really really really careful around the copier. Especially the document handler which seems to suck clits like a vacuum cleaner. Thanks for your help.

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