| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Blondes |
| Why am I doing a page against blondes? First of all, I am not one. Second, most (notice I said most) people I know who are blondes are ditzy and um...lets just say crazy, (some are a few of my friends, but...). But third and most importantly is the reason below - A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a town in Arkansas. With the dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on he chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!" The ventriloquist is embarasses and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!" |
| Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven! One day, a blonde named Sally was putting toghther a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frusturated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. "It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried. "Honey,"replied Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!" Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake One blonde yells to the other,"How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back. Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland left" So they went home. How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below) How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above) How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree! A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops - especially cops with their lights on. After they've been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she's seen any cops. "Yes," says the blonde. "Are their lights on?" The blond has to think for a moment, then says,"Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No." What's the difference between a snart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot. Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde were in a room with a bar a chocolate. Who ate the chocolate? The dumb blonde, because there's not such thing as a smart blonde, Santa Claus, or The Easter Bunny! A blonde was swerving and driving very badly on the road, so a cop pulled her over. He asked, "Why were you driving so badly?" The blonde answered, "There always seems to be a tree in front of me, so I swerve to avoid it!" The cop answered, "Lady, that's your air freshener." A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to LA with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats in coach and then looks ahead to the first class seats. Seeing that the first class seats appeared to be much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one. The flight attendent checks her ticket and tell the woman that her seat is in coach. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde, and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." Flustered, the flight attendent goes to the cockpit and informs the captain of the blonde problem. The captain goes back and tell the woman that her assigned seat is in coach. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde, and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to LA." The captain doesn't want to sause a commotion, and se returns to the cockpit to discuss the blonde with the co-pilot. The co-pilot says that he has a blonde girlfriend, and that he can take care of the problem. He then goes back and briefly wispers something into the blondes ear Want to know what he wispers? Click here to continue on to page 2... Page 3 | Page 4 |