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| Men are meant to be loved, not understood. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won! Life in a vacuum sucks! You'll get whats coming to you..unless it was mailed. Men are idiots, and I married their king. You're only young once, but you can be immature forever. Suicide Hotline...please hold. As I said before...I never repeat myself. Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space. Everbody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I'm nobody, and nobody's perfect. hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? A day without sunshine is like...night! I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. Only 1 more shopping day left till tomorrow! Frogs have it easy. They can eat what bugs them. Where there smoke, you'll find my husband cooking dinner. Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no... |
| A faulty interface lies between the chair and the keyboard. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park somewhere else! Don't hate me because I'm beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I'm beautiful! Roses are read, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly , until I saw you! Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster! You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. I would like to help you out. Which wa y did you come in? There are 3 kinds of people in this world - those who can count and those who can't. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. I know Katate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. Don't play stupid with me - I'm better at it. Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! I'm not crazy! I'm just a sane person trapped in the body of a lunitic! If there's a will, there's an attorney. Out of my mind: Back in 5 minutes. No matter where you go, there you are. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house. Sometimes I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts. Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. If a person with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? To make sure you hit the target, shoot first, and then call whatever you hit, "The Target." In two days, tomarrow will be yesterday. Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken. My family is like chocolate, mostly sweet but some with nuts. The trick to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing. To the world, you're just one person, but one person could mean the world. I almost had a pyschic boyfriend, but he lef tme before we met. FACT: No husband should be shot while doing the dishes. If a word was mispelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? Whose cruel idea was it to put an "s" is lisp? Does my self-pity get to you, or should I move up to incessant nagging? If want to stereotype someone, first walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when they get mad at you, you'll be a mile away, and with their shoes! A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is dead. Your eyes are placed in front of you, because its more important to look foward, than look back. A fool and his money are soon elected. If you're going my way, then I'll walk with you. No guy is worth your tears, and when you find one that is, he won't make you cry. Put the person you like's name in a circle not a heart, because hearts can be broken, but circles go on forever. A person who asks a question is a fool for 5 minutes, but a person who stays silent is a fool forever. God created men first, because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece! It's a girls world, guys just live in it! Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilage! I'm like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch. Don't frown, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile! Last night I was looking at the stars, and I wondered, where the heck is my ceiling? Nobody gets hurt if I can shop. You love me, you just don't know it yet. It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow 7/5ths of all people do not understand fractions. Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 |
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