| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think. "A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." . "You never test the depth of a river with both feet." "Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand." "The believer is happy. The doubter is wise." It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow. Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind. Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it. There are no short cuts to any place worth going. Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen. A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato�the best part of him is underground. A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. A closed mouth gathers no feet. Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart. A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey. He who never made a mistake never made a discovery. It is never too late to be what you might have been. |
| Taglines - Page 2 These ones are more like proverbs |
| If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit. You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it. Without vision, we are blind to opportunity. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Friendship is what binds the world together in peace, may we all become friends. It matters not what you do, as long as you are the best one doing it. If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. It's a great satisfaction knowing that for a brief point in time you made a difference. In golf as in life it is the follow through that makes the difference. The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself. It is only those who never do anything who never make mistakes. Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction. False hope is nicer than no hope at all. Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication. You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Patience will come to those who wait for it. Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of travelling. May today be better than yesterday, but, not as good as tomorrow. "If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice". The best way to predict the future is to invent it! No one is rich enough to do without a neighbor. A friend is someone who doesn't like the same people you do. The more beautiful the snake the deadlier its venom. If you want your eggs hatched, sit on them yourself. The nail that sticks up will be hammered down. Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come. Question Authority and the Authorities will question You. A company is known by the people it keeps. A person who can't lead and won't follow makes a dandy roadblock. A morning without coffee is like something without something else. It takes one tree to make 10,000 matches, but one match to burn 10,000 trees. Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Quitters never win, and winners never quit, but those who never quit AND never win are idiots. Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 |
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