| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| How to tell someone their stupid ~ A few clowns short of a circus A few fries short of a Happy Meal An experiment in Artificial Stupidity A few peas short of a casserol The wheel's spinning, the hamster's dead One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl They don't have all her cornflakes in one box A few feathers short of a whole duck All foam, no beer The cheese slid off her cracker Body by Fisher, Brains by Mattel Couldn't pour water out a boot with instructions on the heel Intelect rivaled only by grass As smart as bait Chimney's clogged Her elevator doesn't go up to the top floor Forgot to pay her brain bill Her sewing machine's out of thread Her antenna doesn't pick up all the channels If she had another brain, it would be lonley Proof the evolution CAN go in reverse The receiver is off the hook Slinky's kinked The light's are on, but nobody's home 25 cents short of a quarter |
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