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| Useless Facts! More people are killed each year by donkeys than by airplane crashes. On average, right-handed people live 9 years longer than left-handed people. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Women blink twice as much as men. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. If you lock your knee while standing long enough, you will pass out. Barbie's full name is "Barbra Millicent Roberts." Marrilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. Adolf Hitlers's mother seiously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor. The average chocolate bar has 8 insect's legs in it. Banging your had against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. A can of SPAM is opened every 4 second. From 1840, every president elected in a year ending in the numeral "0" has been assassinated, died in office, or been wounded in an attempt on his life. Each even thas taken place in an odd numbered year and each on an even numbered day. In each case, the number of terms the president served was alternated between single and multiple. Ronald Regan was the first president to break the "curse" when he survived in 1981. |
| The most common name in the world is "Mohammed." In Fruita, Colorado the town folk celebrate "Mike the Headless Chicken Day." Seems that a farmer named L.A. Olsen cut off Mike's head on September 10, 1945 in anticipation of a chicken dinner, and Mike lived for another 4 years without a head. Mike died from choking on a corn kernel. The ABC's and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same melody. Montpelier, Vermont is the only state capital without a McDonalds. Anciet Egyptians shaved off their eyebrows to mourn the deaths of their cats. Most people have an IQ in the 90 - 109 range. You're considered a genius if your IQ is 132 or above. Chris Langan has an IQ of 195, the highest known IQ in the US. He started talking at 6 months and by age 4 could read and comprehend books. His IQ puts him in the same class as Sir Issac Newton and Michelangelo. He's in his mid-forties, and he works at a bar and lives in a one-room house on $6,000 a year. The largest object ever found in the Los Angeles sewer system was a motorcycle. Until 1997, there were more pigs than people in Denmark. It is impossible to lick your elbow. When you put the words "THE" and "IRS" together, they form "THEIRS." Coincidence? Butterflies taste with their feet. Roaches carry their eggs int heir feet. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy thatn all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on call-point pens every year. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs. On average, people fear spiders more than they fear death. The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the cooks that would occupy the building. A snail can sleep for three years. No word in the english language rhymes with "MONTH" or "ORANGE." Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. All polar bears are left handed. "TYPEWRITER" is the longest word than can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. If Barbie were life size, she would stand seven fett, two inches tall. A crocodile cannot stick its tounge out. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Americans on average eat 18 agers of pizza every day. Women are 37% more likely to go 2 the psychiatrist than men are. The average icebery weighs 20,000,000 tons. St. Stephen is the patron saint of bricklayers. The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. Human blood travels 60,000 miles (96,540 km) per day on its journey through the body. There is a tea in China called "white tea" it is simply boiled water. Almost everyone who reads this page will try to lick their elbow. (Some facts subject to change - earlier facts dated to early 2000) |