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| What's Up With Life - Lifes Unanswered Questions (and some that are just plain weird) 1. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? 2. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings? 3. If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, then why are there locks on the doors? 4. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose? 5. If you're going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights? 6. Why are there Braille dots on th ekeypad of the drive-up ATM? 7. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when transport something by ship it's called cargo? 8. Why can't they make the whole plane out of the indestructable material the the little black box inside is made out of? 9. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 10. Why is there an expiration on the sour cream container? 11. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? 12. Why do they call it a TV set, when you only have one? 13. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? 14. Why do they call it a pair of shorts? |
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| 15. Do fish ever get thirsty? 16. Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? 17. If you stick stickers on non-stick pans, will they stick? 18. Why does breaking a mirror mean seven years of bad luck, when seven is a lucky number? 19. Why is the top bun on a humburger always bigger than the bottom one? 20. Why do the numbers on a phone go one way, and the numbers of a calculator go another? 21. Why do we tie shoes to the back of cars for newly weds? 22. If it possible to do a stand-up comedy act sitting down? 23. What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? 24. Why are all farms red? 25. Do bald men wash their heads with shampoo? 26. Why is there not a channel 1 on TV? 27. Why are obituaries found in the "Living" section on newspapers? 28. Why are there dents in golf balls? 29. How can one person be dirt poor, and another person filthy rich? 30. What would happen is you put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room? 31. If you build a time machine with new parts, would it disappear when you went back in time? 32. How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? 33. If a tree falls in a forest with no one around, will it make a sound? 34. Why do black olives come in cans, and green olives come in jars 35. If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? 36. If all the nations of the world are in debt, where did the money go? 37. If rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit? 38. If you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? 39. When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? 40. If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? 41. If anythings possible, then does that mean that nothings possible? 42. If a policecar, an ambulance, a firetruck and a mail truck are all at a 4 way stop, who has the right away? 43. Why are rubber ducks yellow, when most real ducks aren't? 44. Are there female leprechauns? 45. Do judges and lawyers to jury duty? 46. Would it be possible for a solar powered car to travel faster than the speed of light? 47. Do sheep static cling when they stand next to eachother? 48. On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1? 49. Do pigs pull ham-strings? 50. Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? 51. Why does Superman wear his briefs outside of his tights? 52. Can dogs have dog days? 53. What would a lady's husband be called if she were elected president? 54. If you are born on February 29th, when is your birthday? 55. Do birds pee? 56. Do siamese twins pay for 1 or 2 tickets for the movies? 57. Why do they call it 2% milk, if its 2% fat, not milk? 58. What do you do when someone says you're in denial, but your not? 59. If you had x-ray vision, and closed your eyes, could you still see? 60.What if your name was Annonymous? Would you get credit for everything nobody wants credit for? 61. If water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere, which was does it spin at the equator? 62. If you own a piece of land with a volcano on it, and it ruins a nearby town, would you have to pay for it? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |