| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Whats up with life? - Cont. Again |
| 126. If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into an accident, does it increase the number of the car pile-up? 127. In France, do people ask for toast and get French toast? do they have to ask for American toast? 128. Why is it called a "drive-through" when you have to stop? 129. Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date the next year? 130. Why are softballs hard? 131. Do vampires get AIDS? 132. Why do toaster have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp that no decent human would eat? 133. Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps? 134. Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artifical flavoring? 135. If you managed to steal a pen from a bank, would it be considered a bank robbery? 136. Why can magicians make things disappear in thin air, but not thick air? 137. Why is it that does rain drop, and snow fall? 138. Why is the time of the day that has the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
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| 139. What do people in China call their good plates? 140. Does a postman deliver his own mail? 141. Dot he minutes on the movie box include preview, credits, and special features, or jus the movie? 142. If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cna;t he fix a hole in a boat? 143. Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken? 144. Does peanut butter really have butter in it? 145. Do mimes watch silent movies? 146. Why do people say, "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living? 147. If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know theya re missing? 148. Why are boxing rings square? 149. Why is it called a pineapple, when it is neither a pine nor an apple? 150. Why is it called an eggplant, when there is no egg in it? 151. Why do people never say "it's only a gme" when they're winning? 152. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 153. Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot? 154. Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be an inlet? 155. If love is blind, how can there be love at first sight? 156. If you accidentaly ate your tounge, what would it taste like? 157. Why do we scrub "down" and wash "up" 158. What's the oppostie of opposite? 159. Is the opposite of "out of wack" "in whack"? 160. If you tied to fail and succeed, what did you just do? 161. Why does Goofy stand erect, while Pluto is on all fours? They're both dogs! 162. Why are some blackboards green? 163. Why do they call it a black light when its really purple? 164. Why does the sun make your skin darker, and your hair lighter? 165. Why are pennies bigger than dimes? 166. Did they have antiques in the olden days? 167. If Pringles are "so good, once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid? 168. Why came first, the fruit or the color orange? 169. Where does the white go when the snow melts? 170. If a sleeping bag a nap sack? 171. Can blind people see in their dreams? 172. If there's an exeption to every rule, is there an exception to that rule? 173. Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft? 174. Have you ever wopndered why Trix are only for kids? 175. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to 130 mph, why you legally can't go that fast? 176. Why is it called "lipstick" when it comes off? 177. If when people freak out, they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person"? 178. Why is the person that handles your money called a "broker"? 179. What happens if someone loses the lost and found box? 180. What if the hokey-pokey was really what its all about? 181. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg? 182. What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object? 183. Whats the difference between a wise man and a wise guy? 184. If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers? 185. How can you chop down a tree, and then chop it up? 186. How can you hear yourself think? 187. If The Flinstones were in B.C. and before America, why did they have flinstones thanksgiving and Flinstone Christmas? 188. If a man is walking in a forest, and theres no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |