| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Whats Up With Life? - Cont. |
| 63. If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through everything, wouldn't you see nothing? 64. If it is a 50mph wind and you drive your car 50 mph downwind, and stick your hand out the window, will there be wind? 65. Why does "closing up" and "closing down" a shop mean the same thing? 66. Why do they call them "Animal Crackers" when they're not even crackers...they're cookies? 67. How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop? 68. How do you throw away a garbage can? 69. Why in base ball, is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A. and Canada? 70. Why do old men have hair in their ears? 71. Why are things "typed up" and "written down"? 72. Why does "caretaker" and "caregiver" mean the same thing? 73. in some book, why do they have blank pages at the very end? 74. If you were on a plane going the speed of sound, and you walked to he front of the plane, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound? 75. If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into? 76. What does OK actually mean? 77. What does the K in K-mart stand for? 78. Why do feel "blue"? 79. What color does a smurk feel when they are down? 80. Why can't you eat pancakes for dinner? |
| 81. Why do donuts have holes? 82. Why don't you hear thunder with heat lightning? 83. Do different M&M's colors taste dfferent? 84. Why can you down a road, even if it goes uphill? 85. Why do we say "bye bye" and not "hi hi"? 86. Can blind people be dyslexic and read Braille? 87. Why do they call the angel of death and angel? 88. Why doesn't all the glue in the bottle dry up? 89. If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm? 90. If you decide that you're in decisive, which one are you? 91. Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, and it gets taken off our chests? 92. Why does everyone in the world speak different languages, when we all came from the same place? 93. Why do they call it "running back" when he is running forward? 94. If you tell someone that they are being judgemental, aren't you being judgemental yourself? 95. Why do they call it your bottom when its in the middle of your body? 96. How come no matter what color the liquid is, the froth is always white? 97. Why do British people never sound British when they sing? 98. Why do they call them "guidance counselors" when all counselors do is offer guidance? 99. Why do they call is "head over heels in love"? Isn't your head always over your heels? 100. Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane? 101. Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words, Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? 102. What do you call people who can't smell? 103. How do they get those boats in the glass bottles? 104. Why would superman want to leap over a building in a single bound if he can fly? 105. Why do they call it a TV set when it is only one? 106. If its 0 degrees outside today, and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomarrow, how cold is it going to be tomarrow? 107. How did the headless horseman know where he was going? 108. Why do they call it an escalator if it takes you down? 109. Why is it called "football" if you hardly use your feet? 110. Do cows drink milk? 111. Can a guy named Nick have a "nick"name? 112. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? 113. Since we see little birdies when we get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they get knocked out? 114. What is a male ladybug called? 115. Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? 116. Why are they called "stairs" inside, but "steps" outside? 117. If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always has such a straight part? 118. In an ambulence is on its way to save someone, and runs over someone else, does it stop to help them? 119. If Jimmy Cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him? 120. Whatever happened to the E grade? 121. Why is there a light in the fridge and not the freezer? 122. Why do docotrs call us their "practice"? 123. What do you call a female daddy long legs? 124. If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages? 125. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |
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