| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Whats up with life? - Cont. x3 |
| 189. Why is it that when someone tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 190. Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth? 191. Why do you get on a bus and train, but get into a car? 192. Why is it good to be Daddy's girl, but bad to be Momma's boy? 193. Is DisneyWorld the only people trap operated by a mouse? 194. why do grocery stores have so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open? 195. Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune? 196. Do illerate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? 197. How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney? 198. What would cheese say if they got their picture taken? 199. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? 200. If you take an oriental person and spin him around a couple times, does he become disoriented? 201. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? |
| 202. Why does a dog get mad a you when you blow in it's face, but it can stick it's head out of the window in your car? 203. Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? 204. Do one legged ducks swim in circles? 205. Does the little mermaid wear an algebra? 206. How can someone "draw a blank"? 207. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical questions? 208. How can weather be hot as hell one day, and cold as hell another? 209. How can there be "self help groups"? 210. How come you press harder on the remote when the battery is dead? 211. How do you know when you're out of invisible ink? 212. How do you know when yogurt goes bad? 213. How fast do you have to keep up with the sun so your never in darkness? 214. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages? 215. If a tree falls in a forest, and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it? 216. If a stealth bomber falls in a forest, and no one is around, will it make a sound? 217. If a tree fell on a mime in a forest, would he make a sound and would anyone care? 218. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? 219. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 220. If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime green or a lemon called a yellow? 221. How many people thought of the Post-It before it was inventeed, and didn't have anyting to jot it down on? 222. How much deeper would the ocean be if there weren't sponges in it? 223. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a sucess? 224. If a bus station is where the bus stops, and the train station is where the train stops, why don't i have a work station at my desk? 225. I a case of the clap spreads, if it then considered a case of the applause? 226. If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread to the top of a cat? 227. If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar, do you believe him? 228. If a dog sweats through his tongue, why does he have armpits? 229. If you were traveling the speed of sound and turned your radion on, would you be able to hear it? 230. If a mute child sears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap? 231. If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they still working? 232. If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like? 233. If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan? 234. If one syncronized swimmer drowns, do the rest all have to drown too? 235. If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress? 236. If soap is used to make you clean, why does it leave a scum? 237. If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with? 238. If the #2 pencil is most popular, why is it still #2? 239. If the cops arrest a mime, do they have to tell him he has the right to remain silent? 240. If the folks at the psychic hotline are really psychic, why don't they call you first? 241. If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry? 242. If you dive into a pool of dry ice, can you swim without getting wet? 243. If you got into a taxi, and he started driving backwards, would he end up owing you money? 244. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all of them but one, what would you call it? 245. If you have a friend who works for the Psychic Friends Hotline, should you plan a sirprise birthday party for them? 246. If you have an open mind, then why don't your brains fall out? 247. If you play a blank tape at full volume and you have a mime for a neighbor, will he complain? 248. If you take a shower, where do you put it? 249. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? 250. Is it progress if a canibal learns to eat with a fork? 251. If there a Dr. Salt? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |