| Humie's Laughables!!! |
| Whats up with life? - Cont. yet again |
| 252. Can you grow birds by planting birdseed? 253. Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach? 254. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? 255. Which came first, the chicken or the egg? 256. What did we do before the Law of Gravity was passed? 257. What do sheep count when they can't sleep? 258. What should you do when you see an endangered animal that only eats endangered plants? 259. What would happen if you broke a mirror with a rabbits foot? 260. What hair color to they put on the driver's license of bald men? 261. What happened to the first 6 ups? 262. What happens when you call a 1-800 number collect? 263. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? 264. What is another word for thesaurus? 265. What is the speed of dark? 266. When people lose weight, where does it go? 267. when vultures are on their deathbed, are they ever temped to eat themselves? 268. When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in? |
| 269. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? 270. Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor, but publishers aren't afraid to have a chapter 13? 271. Why are they called stands when they're made for sitting? 272. Why do bars advertise live bands? What do dead bands sound like 273. Why do fat chance and slim change mean the same thing? 274. If you feet smell and you nose runs are you built upside down? 275. Why do they call them "apartments" if they're all stuck together? 276. Why do "tugboats" push barges? 277. Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays? 278. Why do we put suits in a garments bag, and garments in a suitcase? 279. Why do we sings "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we're already there? 280. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 281. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 282. Why does the alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing? 283. Why doesn't an onomatopoeia sound like what it is? 284. Why dont we ever see baby pigeons? 285. Why is it called a building when it's already built? 286. Why is it called "after dark" when its really after light? 287. Why is it that weather you "sit up" or "sit down" it's the same thing? 288. Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog, Pluto? 289. Why is the alphabet in that order? 290. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? 291. Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? 292. Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Page 1 | Page 2 | Page 3 | Page 4 | Page 5 |